Lindaland Astrological Tidbit Series: Things People Say About You!

"Funny/Interesting Things People Say About You" 

Written by: The Wonderful Knowflakes of Lindaland!

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Aries/Mars Influence

Moon conjunct Mars in Aries: 
"OH MY GOSH. What did you do?!"

ASC (and/or Progressed ASC) in Aries: “You come across as fiery and aggressive.”

    

Taurus/Venus Influence

Moon in Taurus: "You're really level-headed. I always feel more calm when you're around." 

Venus in Taurus: "Oh I just know you'll do it for me anyway. You're a sweetheart"

Taurus Mars: “You seem so balanced and have a soothing effect on everyone around you.”

Gemini/Mercury Influence

Gemini Stellium: "You're crazy funny!"

Moon in Gemini: "Finish a sentence. Please!"

Cancer/Moon Influence

Moon in Cancer:

"I feel like I'm drowning in a sea of emotion with you."

"But... why would you get upset over something so tiny and insignificant?"

"You're a crybaby. Sorry. But you know you are."

Sun in Cancer, (9th house): "You're our house cat. We feed you, and you purr. Sometimes you escape the house, go on an adventure, then come home dirty and hungry and pawing at the door"

Leo/Sun Influence

Moon in Leo: "You can be a touch overdramatic sweetie."

Sun square Moon: "You simply don't know what you want from life!"

Sun conjunct Mercury (in the 5th house): "You just can't stick to one thing can you? You're always turning your life around. That must be fun."

Virgo/Mercury Influence

Virgo Ascendant:

"Omg you look soooooo much younger than you actually are!"

"You are SO quiet!"

Libra/Venus Influence

Libra Sun: “Please make up your mind before tomorrow...”

Scorpio/Pluto Influence

Plutonian: "Too intense, too explosive, too deep, too sexual, too serious, too much of everything - but we still love you, because you're awesome just the way you are"

Sun in Scorpio: "You don't say much... but you get your point across with just a word or two."

Scorpio Ascendant: 

"People think you're scary, but when they get to know you... They find out you're a sweetie really!"

"Let's face it, you're not everybody's piece of cake."    

Moon conjunct Pluto: “Yeah, right. You don’t spy on people. You’re ‘just checking if they’re OK’.”

Venus in Scorpio: “You seem melancholic at times, a heartless b*tch at others, but deep down we all know you're very emotional and caring.”

8th House Stellium: "Wow! You're a mystery to me."

Sagittarius/Jupiter Influence

Mercury in Sagittarius: "Do you ever go to bed when you say you will? Seems like you're always up for more action!"

Sagittarius Ascendant: "It's annoying to have you around, and it's too empty without you around."

Jupiter/Ascendant Aspects:

"Dude... You're really smiley!"

"You're so totally positive. It's very uplifting."

Jupiter in the 5th house: "It won't be any fun, without you."

Capricorn/Saturn Influence

Sun in Capricorn: "I know you. You're determined. If you set your mind on something, you'll do anything in your power to make it happen." 

Capricorn Ascendant: “Cheer up!”

Aquarius/Uranus Influence

Sun in Aquarius:

"You're kind of unreliable to tell the truth."

"If we suggest something, you always do the exact opposite!"

"You always have this look in your eyes, like you're off in some other world, like you're not all here."

"You're spaced out! Way out! And pretty unpredictable to boot."

Moon and/or Mercury in Aquarius: "You care more about researching astrology than paying attention to me!"

Mercury square Uranus: “You have this incredible talent of saying the most unexpected things in conversation!”

Pisces/Neptunian Influence

Mercury in Pisces: "You say you will be back in one minute and you don't show up for 3 days!"

Mercury trine Neptune: "You always did march to your own drummer."

Luminaries in aspect to Neptune:

"Are you driving or daydreaming?”

“Move over! I'm taking the wheel, so you won't end up killing both us!"

“Wow! You’re in Korea? I thought you were flying to China. What the hell happened? Did they let *you* fly the plane?”

Neptune conjunct ASC (and/or Neptune in the 1^st house): "Do you have a camera installed in my house? How the hell do you know these things about me?"